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3/27/2021
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What A Day: Boot Kemp
Mitch is gonna freak when he finds out. Friday, March 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -OAN, accusing the big stuck boat of two deliberate dick moves One day after Senate Minority Leader
3/26/2021
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What A Day: Hindsight's 60+60
Check out Jokes Biden over here. Thursday, March 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, making one quick malarkey exception Our long national nightmare is over: President Biden gave
3/25/2021
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What A Day: More like Suez Can't-al
One Direction's silence is deafening. Wednesday, March 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jen Psaki, on how Joe Biden is prepping for his big press conference Senate Democrats have
3/24/2021
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What A Day: Checks, please
Let's hear it for elections that eventually end. Tuesday, March 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sidney Powell's legal defense of her election-fraud claim...performance art? In
3/23/2021
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What A Day: Fifty-first waits
The Bills-board Top 40 Monday, March 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA), spouting enough garbage to negate his own point The push for DC statehood has gained fresh
3/20/2021
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What A Day: Schooler heads prevail
Today in Predictive Text Headlines Friday, March 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sean Hannity, a vaping deer in headlights Federal health officials have nuked a major barrier to schools
3/19/2021
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What A Day: Export in a storm
All-you-can-eat vaccines for life! Thursday, March 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham threatening filibuster reformers with a good time The US is set to share its surplus
3/18/2021
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What A Day: The Latest on Georgia
Buckle up for the opposite of a surprise. Wednesday, March 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A doctor who denies vaccinating Eric Trump A deadly shooting spree in Georgia has rocked AAPI
3/17/2021
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What A Day: Helter shelter
The disgraced dean of Sandwich University. Tuesday, March 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol insurrectionist nailing customer service at Sandwich University An influx of migrant
3/16/2021
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What A Day: Durbin, legend
Help is here, and so is Doug. Monday, March 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jared Kushner, Arab-Israeli Conflict Understander With vaccine doses pouring in, the Biden administration is
3/13/2021
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What A Day: More like What A MAY!
Voters must be able to cite ten memes. Thursday, March 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Pentagon, on Tucker Carlson's mockery of women in the military Civil rights groups, labor
3/13/2021
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What A Day: Shot yearned 'round the world
Rise up, dentists. Friday, March 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, preparing to BBQ alone to own the libs The Biden administration has set a bold new goal for the national
3/11/2021
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What A Day: PRO pain accessories
Deploy the newsboys. Wednesday, March 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Chuck Schumer, finally Collins it like he sees it President Biden's coronavirus relief package has cleared its
3/10/2021
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What A Day: All foam and no Piers
A slippery slope from granola bars to fraud. Tuesday, March 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jen Psaki, White House pet secretary Welcome to another hot-garbage week of coordinated GOP
3/9/2021
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What A Day: Close encounters of the preferred kind
Hugs about to spike. Monday, March 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Josh Hawley's prom date, voice of her generation Senate Democrats have passed the $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief
3/6/2021
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What A Day: Olden wage of Sinema
Let them eat gifs. Friday, March 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Bernie Sanders, looking out for the 69 percent The Senate is poised to pass the American Rescue Plan as soon as Saturday,
3/5/2021
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What A Day: Down the Abbott hole
Neanderthal Museum has entered the chat. Thursday, March 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), standing up for the Neanderthal community Senate Republicans have
3/4/2021
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What A Day: How now, clown Chao?
A two-VHS-tape-long security failure. Wednesday, March 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -One fish, two fish, red fish, Chris Bish The House moved up votes on legislation to Wednesday night
3/3/2021
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What A Day: End of a Neera
The great Merck begins. Tuesday, March 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Don Jr. with a cancel culture rewrite of a children's classic The Senate will begin debating the American Rescue
3/2/2021
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What A Day: The gift of jab
Welcome to March XIII. Monday, March 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lauren Boebert, taking CPAC to new intellectual heights Here in the 13th consecutive month of March, the US has